Cheers to you, oh lover-of-rust, junker extraordinairre!
May your birthday be filled with all the things you love! Here's to moist turkey, lump-free mashed potatoes, gravy better than grandma's and pumpkin pie!
Thanks to all that you bring to the Junk Fest table. Your spirit, positive "can do" attitude, sense of humor and just plain junktuitiveness! Yes, I made that word up, but hey, it's her birthday!
Enjoy your day! We love ya!